Thursday, March 8, 2007

Funnies 8 march 2007

mmmmm---all these facts----and I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!
We get many funnies flying around by email and i will be posting those that make me howl, so many just make you titter and i can do that on my own!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!)

Amazing bargains for tavel

If anyone is in the mood to travel at the moment Emirates have some amazing fares on offer.
Emirates >

Visa rules. Not new just being enforced.

For anyone who is still confused over visa rules I found this on the Thai consulates web site for Birmingham UK. Hope it clarifys things.


The Royal Thai Consulate - Birmingham for Visa Applications

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

School for life


Well what a funny and exciting old day.
Khun Steve invited me for a day out.
I was unsure of the itinerary, but a day out on the bikes seemed like a good idea and a break from the norm right now.

So early this morning i left home and made my way to Chiang Mai from Mae Rim, we met up and off we set to the School for life.

School for life is an Orphanage in a beautiful setting on land owned by His Majesty The King, and donated to this project, in the Doi Saket area and way off the beaten track. The project houses , feeds and cares for numerous Orphan's. Not only does it care for them it also provides essential training in life skills, so when the day arrives that they must leave, not only are they healthy and cared for, they have skills to take with them into the community and have a better start. They educated to a good standard, they have a good command of English and are taught entrepreneurial skills as well. This is in addition to the basic skills of taking GOOD care of yourself in this big bad world.

We were there to view progress on the new build dormitory for 50 boys, this is sponsored and being paid for by the Roof Top Party Charity. This event has occurred annually since the Tsunami in South East Asia, when Khun Steve and his merry band of committee members held a charity night for the victims of this horrific event.
The event was such a success on a charitable basis and a hit with the locals for a well organised fundraising event that was fun, we asked for it to become an annual happening and it has. So this years benefactor is The School For Life, based on a submitted proposals, it changes each year and is Judged by the merits of the proposal.

Now we have you non residents up to speed i will continue.

To ensure that the monies raised are being administered wisely, a visit is arranged every step of the way before the next installment is paid. So today was one of those events, and my first visit to the site.

We were welcomed by the manager and given a tour of the facilities, and then lead down through the complex, which resembles the summer camps in the USA in my minds eye, to the new boys dormitory, which although still under construction is taking great shape. It has plenty of bathroom facilities and a family room, a room for staff to sleep in, so they can keep an eye out on the kids and room for 50 beds.

I must add on a personal note that the place had a great feel, the children cared for, the place was immaculate and the kids looked like they were enjoying life, not what you would generally expect from an orphanage anywhere in the world.

There is a blessing of this facility and official opening/handover, in early April with Monks etc.
If you would like to attend please contact Steve for details as the dates are not firm, whoever knows when builders will finish any job. There will be a lunch and drinks with a cover charge, come on we wouldn't want to take the food from the mouths of babes would we.

I hope the boys enjoy the new space and wish them every opportunity and good luck in the future, especially having had such a rough start.

P.S Contributions to Hillside Rooftop Charity are constantly welcomed as the fundraising for the next year starts as soon as the current has finished.

After School for life anther surprise.
We headed a bit further North to Khun Warrens place in the back end of the back end of beyond, and you all thought i live in the middle of nowhere! Well i suppose i do compared to Warren, but that means Warren is in the back of beyond of it.

Having wound through country roads and past beautiful rivers and finally traversed a stream on our bikes we arrive. Now the plot thickens. We are here on a mission, a charitable one at that, which involves Khun Steve, Khun Warren and Khun Nack, and since i am there i suppose i am implicated. Don't get all excited, it genuinely is charitable not illicit, but i am sworn to secrecy for a little while. Keep coming back and all will be revealed in later postings. I would however like to thank Khun Warren and his lovely lads for a great lunch and the afternoon tea, as Betty discovered the nosey mare she is, in Royal Dalton no less, oh Tea in a china cup X X X X

On the way back from our BOND style mission Warren enlightened us to an amazing home stay which i am loathe to share with you all. But since life here is about sharing great experiences and new found treasures here we go.

In the lands that sit around the Doi Saket region, near to Warrens "Valley", is a little sign in Thai, you will never find it without a map, and thanks to Warren English as well, stating home stay, and after a meander along, to say the least, a "Dodgy" road and crossing a babbling Brook you will discover a Bamboo hut, with a massive open lounge /dinning area, 4 en suite, yes en suite bedrooms, with western style toilets and showers, a large terrace and best of all for the winter, an open log fire. Here you can while away the days (and nights) and really get to grips with living THAI STYLE. I am planning on a 2 night trip if anyone want to join the fun.

Apparently if you notify them of your arrival the village boys will organise food and bring guitars and generally make your stay comfortable. From this base camp you can either relax or more interestingly explore the nearby waterfalls and many walks available.

After High Tea ( so out of Africa) with Khun's Warren, Nack and Steve, Steve and i headed off home before the light failed us. En route however we could not resist the allure of an open market and all it had to offer, i bought flip flops and Steve treat us both to orange drinks. Given the chance i think we would both have treated ourselves to something more LOCAL
http://picasaweb.google.com/GARETHANGEL/SchoolForLife
http://picasaweb.google.com/GARETHANGEL/HomeStay

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

DOI SUTHEP


Doi Suthep
There are many Temples in Chiang Mai, but none is more highly revered or more beautiful than Doi Suthep.
Doi Suthep is a mountain, about 15 kilometers from Chiang Mai, and on it stands Wat Prathat Doi Suthep, a Holy Buddhist Temple. Every Temple with a name starting with Wat Prathat contains Buddha relics and therefore is considered most Holy to Buddhists.

It 's easily reached by red bus, the first will take you to the base of the mountain next to Chiang Mai zoo. Here you will find a shrine and if you walk to the back of this area you will find a park and waterfalls and a very good restaurant with views of the Falls.


From here you can take a second red bus that will wind it's way up the mountain and deliver you at the entrance to the temple. Now you have 2 choices, you can either walk the 300 or so steps to the top or there are 2 cable cars for the less adventurous. Foreigners are charged an entrance fee.


Once you reach the top you will enter the outer area with small shrines, beautiful flowers and a view point that let's you see the whole of Chiang Mai, and the basin it sits in, stretching for miles in front of you.


In front of you there are steps leading up to the inner temple area and you MUST remove your shoes before entering this area. Here you will find murals, shops to buy a bell that you can dedicate with a message and hang at various points. Within this area you will find a hall where you can get a blessing from a monk. After the blessing you will receive a string bracelet that should be worn til it falls off. If you are male the monk will tie this onto your right wrist, if your female an official will perform this task, as women cannot have physical contact with monks under any circumstance, and it will be tied to your left wrist. When entering the hall for the blessing this should be done whilst kneeling making sure your head is not higher than that of a monk or Buddha image and to leave the room stay knelling and back out keeping your head facing the monk. If you are unsure then watch the locals do it and you will know how to do it in the correct manner.

There is a box to leave a donation here and at many points in the the temple and the money goes to the upkeep of this most precious of Temples.

http://picasaweb.google.com/GARETHANGEL/DoiSuthep

John Cooley's Birthday Party


As much as Mistress Glitter kiss only celebrates a birthday once every 4 years, due to being a leap year baby, we were not fooled, he looks nothing like 17.75 years old. Joerg at To Nobody German restaurant on Tewan Changpuek rd held an amazing Mississippi BBQ, and the food and the beer flowed till we poured ourselves out of the restaurant. We all wish John a very happy birthday. The dogs even got a doggy bag thanks and scoffed the lot in seconds. Check out the pictures we even got Steve once or twice, an achievement in it's self. Oh that beer has gone to my head so time for BED.
The next day update! If anyone can remember more than me please inform me and i will post it, like how i got home would be interesting.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Nawaree

Monday 6th March 207

Great news for those of us who live in or near Nakornping (actually for anyone in CNX who loves Thai food).

Nawaree Thai Restaurant has re-opened after a few weeks holiday. They have a new menu. Along with the wonderful fried chicken and fried shrimp (Becky says the shrimp are the best in Thailand), they have added some interesting new items. (Take a look at the attachment.)

We have had a couple of dinner parties there this past week. The food is simply the best Thai food in CNX. This is not your usual preparation. The staff is very creative and come up with some interesting variations on old standards - like stir fried chicken with cashew nuts; always a favorite of mine - never had better.

If you wonder why I am trying to promote Nawaree, it is simply because it's great having a really good place right under my window. Really good place for dinner parties.

Give it a try. I think you'll like it.

John Cooley